[sarcasm]

But! BUT! WAIT!

Open relationships are only for gay white privileged male couples. Right?

[/sarcasm]

I remember the days when guys sporting an ear-ring caused quite a stir. So much talk about which ear pierced meant what about their proclivities.

Today? Whatevaaa

As more souls retire ancient traditions (monogamy / religion) as they give permission to themselves to enjoy basic instincts (sex) — we’ll be the better for it.