My dear Valentina,

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What are you thinking! Suggesting the notion of teaching critical thinking skills at age-appropriate levels. Clearly you've missed too many of your Common Sense Anonymous support meetings.

To subject young minds to the mysteries of paradoxes - tsk tsk tsk. Need we remind you our primary academic goal is to replicate unconscious cogs who stay on the consumer hamster wheel for at least 40 years (at 40 hours a week). We must maintain the illusion that one day- if you live long enough - you'll retire from your j.o.b.

Please refrain from re-framing problems as paradoxes. It requires too much critical thinking.

Now, back to my Playstation!

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